If a Dog Walked Into a Bar
If a dog walked into a bar
Would it be smoking a cigar
It just isn’t something I can ask my cat
‘Cause I don’t think she knows about that
She doesn’t smoke, because it’s addictin’
Somethin’ she learned when she was just a little kitten
So that’s that!
Besides, unless he’s an unusual bloke
Most of the dogs I know don’t smoke
At least not out in the open
And they don’t have any lips
He’d have to hold the thing in his teeth
And it’d probably just make him sick Continue reading “If a Dog Walked Into a Bar”