Month: May 2021

The Woke Cereal Revolution

There’s a girl on Twitter who’s upset. Her gripe is simple – she wants all of us to stop complaining because she doesn’t agree with us. So, with that in mind, I’ll give her some real estate here in this public article, so we can hear what she has … which is frankly just a complaint that we’re complaining and she wishes she was the only one who got to complain, so she’s going to complain about it.

Makes sense.

Oh no the homocereal is going to turn your kids gay! The horror! But actually wtf is wrong with y’all. It’s pride cereal deal with it

— 𝕭𝖊𝖝 +×+⁷ 🏳️‍🌈 🥢 saw TXT and Yoongi 😭 (@wheresbex95) May 26, 2021

Rebecca McKay (@wheresbexphoto)  –  “Oh no the homocereal is going to turn your kids gay! The horror! But actually wtf is wrong with y’all. It’s pride cereal deal with it”

I think it’s a girl. Just going by the name, Rebecca. I may be wrong; it’s old school logic. But that’s not the whole story.

The Other Side of The Box

Kellogg’s decided to indoctrinate children with new cereal box bling – the kiddies can play word games right on the side of the box, games all about being male, female, undecided. Pronoun stuff. It’s educational.

And to be fair, there were other comments Continue reading “Hey Mikey! Wake Up! The Woke Cereal Revolution”

Critical Theory That Doesn’t Exist

Sometimes, I admit, I write about divisive and controversial subjects, and I never know if people are going to accuse me of theorizing about reality, or theorizing about speculative stuff, or theorizing about real things that are going on in the world that are known as conspiracies.

But not this time! Nope! This time my new article is all on the up and up!

It’s written for parents and youngsters – ninth-graders are welcome! No sensitive language here! It’s all about schooling our little babies and making sure they’re safe, and schoolteachers and people people trust. There may be a mention of some wayward children’s heroes who’ve already been quashed appropriately by big brother and the lefty goonies, like Dr. Seuss’s Benjamin B. Bicklebaum … but we’ll steer far clear of any underpants-themed children’s novels, which I confess I allowed my child to read.

There won’t be any gunslinging, no special treatment of white privileged “snow whites” by racist dwarves, no bigot Tom and Jerry types to tarnish our good souls, or the souls of our children.

So, go grab your little ones and gather ’round for today’s expression of DEEP love and unity. It’s provided by the progressive-thinking Loudon County (Virginia) school board, who are entrusted with the upbringing … oh, you know.

They take care of people’s kids. They’re teachers, educators, hugely respectable and honorable people. Them.

Now let’s learn.

Thanks for sticking around this far. You won’t be disappointed. The learning will be eye-opening!

As reported by Redstate and The Blaze, educators in Virginia (slogan – “is for lovers”) have hand-selected books for your children which will enlighten the kiddies to the wonderful world of sex. The new curriculum is devoid of dangerous predatory Mexican cartoon bandits and green eggs … AND ham. Instead, the little ones have been enjoying cute NEW stories about sex and violence, like this, as described by The Blaze, reporting on this week’s board meeting and input that came from local parents: “… The first mom reads from a book describing a domestic violence scenario where the narrator talks about a female ‘coming out of some car in these tight-a** little shorts … telling me she’s going to leave me.'”
Continue reading “Oppression-Free Sex and Your Child’s Education”