Everyone should watch this. Smart people. Continue reading “The Candace Owens Show: Dinesh D’Souza”
I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison
I got to learn to write a proper line
Locomotives are always good
And a harmonica can set the mood
But ain’t nobody going to listen If you’re complaining all the time!
Another original (well, mostly!) I hope you enjoy! Continue reading “Wrote This Song Instead”
That headline — I didn’t make that up.
It’ll all fall into place for you soon! Let’s go to Oakland!
This is just plain fun. From a news reporter’s point of view, which is how I read all this stuff. Previous to this article, please remember if you were insensitive and confused and mistakenly called a protester who was throwing deadly weapons a rioter, you were probably a racist and should do everything possible to protect yourself and your family from imminent physical retribution. It’s all very holy. Continue reading “Protesters Are Not Rioters. They Are Terrorists. Well … It Depends …”
Low Resolution Love
Once I found a fiddlestick
As I was wandering
The bees and birds and foxes too
Would follow me as if I knew Continue reading “Low Resolution Love (A Poem)”
Thanks everyone for watching my videos! I have some cool stuff from some local bands coming up, but first give this a listen. This is one I wrote, called “Electric Iguana.” First time ever playing this Continue reading “Electric Iguana (Mark Urso)”
A recent post of mine on Quora!
How to Leash Train a Dog
Well, as long as nobody’s gotten hurt, I already like your dog! He’s got a personality! Really, I wouldn’t like a leash, either, I don’t think!
Here’s what you can do:
Super important – always be standing up, and Continue reading “On Puppies and Leashes”
Written by Adele
Performed by Mark Continue reading “One And Only – Mark Urso”
This is great. This is a dancing playlist I made. I’m not in it (aw!), but boy is it FUN to watch. Please click! You’ll be Continue reading “Shuffle Dance!”