Writ Of Compliance

I, the blog’s reader, hereby swear to comply with the following rules:

I will only read the blog under the premise I will never tell anyone I read it, or share or convey by any means any of the contents of the blog, or that any contents exist.

Upon agreeing with this Writ of Compliance, I, the reader also vow that if I do read the blog, and at any moment during any such reading, no matter where such reading is to (allegedly or not) take place, I will read it, to such degree as is reasonable, out loud.

The author makes no promise to redeem a reader’s reputation in the case of a reader having been found to have read the blog in a public place, nor apology for offending innocent indirect over-hearers of such reading, regardless of where in the world the reading might take place.

Carry on.