I petted a chipmunk today!
I don’t know what else to say about that!
So therefore, upon finding nothing to say about it, Continue reading “How To Pet A Chipmunk (A Documentary)”
How To Pet A Chipmunk (A Documentary)
Let Your Inner Cat Out!
I wrote an article recently about a fisher that ran into my screened-in porch chasing my cat.
I was sure I wanted to, but wasn’t sure how to, respond to the many comments I got from people pleading with me to keep my cat indoors. I don’t want to do that!
It’s not me, really, but I’m a diplomatic kind of soul. If I were the cat, I wouldn’t want me to do that! Continue reading “Let Your Inner Cat Out!”
A Very Happy Dog! (A Ziggy Video)
Let’s go back in time … to when it was cold and snowy; I was happily married, we lived in a different town, it was cold and snowy, Boo Boo ruled the ranch, it was cold and snowy, but I owned a very nice snow blowing machine, and we shared the moon with Ziggy the Pit Bull!
Mark Urso
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Life Is Alive in a Globe of Time (Opening for Billy Gilman 2016)
Billy Gilman had a big competition coming up on “The Voice” in October and wanted to do a show for the local audience (Southern RI) before he left. I was invited to open to a full house and did a variety of originals and a few covers.
SONGS –
00.00 – Globe Of Time
05.07 – One Meatball
08.47 – The Rabbit’s Other Foot
09.55 – Bend And Break
— break —
15.11 – Break And Bend
18.52 – Share The Moon
21.33 – Madman Across The Water
25.53 – Price Tag
25-Billion-Dollar Reward For Signing Up (Complete A Quick Action!)
That’s right! 25-billion-dollars will be given to one lucky reader!
Somebody’s gonna be rich – why not you? Don’t delay, just simply give me your First Name, your Email Address, and your Eyeballs. That’s all I need. In return, you will be entered into the “Marvelous Mark Makes Me Mucho RICH” (Amazon Event Code # MMMMMR) contest, during which one lucky winner will receive 25-billion-dollars from my personal checking account, which has that much money in it.
More than that, actually. It’s not a big deal.
Or, at least I have my pride. That’s worth a lot.
And you’ll get lots of cool information and music and stuff.
I learned years-ago (long before Facebook) there are newspapers (and this is NOT related to the above-mentioned contest) which publish front-page news stories about Obama meeting with Aliens, or Beyonce taking her dress off on a faraway planet; you know, things that are sort of far-fetched … and these papers and magazines get away with telling their fake news simply because the news is SO far-fetched no-one could possibly believe it.
I don’t know why I wanted to mention that. It’s not related.
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No News is Good News! (or, Not Even Interesting!)
Hi everyone!
I wanted to give you a picture I drew years-ago at RISD of my cat, Boo Boo, who speaks fluent Spanish, but first I thought I should tell you something NOT IMPORTANT at all – so don’t worry about it, okay?
The thing is, I have my own store!
That’s all. No biggie. I’ll tell ya, there’s only two things in there Continue reading “No News is Good News! (or, Not Even Interesting!)”