The Final Episode of The Twilight Zone

The Final Conspiracy Theory

How far am I going to go? If you’ve been reading my recent articles, you may have me peeking down, right at the edge of the rabbit hole, just a tiny slip away from reporting insanity! What I’m writing doesn’t sound like reality. It sounds more like an episode of a TV show.

I wish it to be a classy old show with genuine humanoids writing and performing … like The Twilight Zone from back in the day!

How far will I go? Just following the dots! Keep your hat on!

I don’t know if it’s true, but it sure makes a great finale …

The Battle to Save Humanity

Get ready, my friends, to balance on a cliff of credibility.

“A respiratory virus doesn’t explain why people are magnetic! A respiratory virus doesn’t explain why people are spinning around thinking they’re being attacked by demons! A respiratory virus does not explain why, when a woman is injected, her baby is murdered inside of her womb, Continue reading “The Final Episode of The Twilight Zone”

Stardust

Stardust

Who’s got two minutes and forty-four seconds to spare? Go!

This song was written in 1927. It was the theme for our AM radio station’s (Westerly, RI) nostalgic music format, many years-ago. Stardust was on my license plate. After all the years, I conceded the MANY varieties of notations of this song weren’t working for me on guitar, so I arranged it myself. I wrote all the chords you see me playing, and when I was done, I remember thinking it was kind of amazing that I didn’t listen to the song once, and I don’t think I’ve heard it in years. It’s just in there, in my brain! Continue reading “Stardust”

Merry Christmas 2021

I wish all my friends, family, readers, fans, and all the rest of you a great holiday season! May your Christmas holiday shine with compassion, understanding and a vision of hope for the future!

“For to us a child is born. To us a son is given. And the government shall be upon His shoulder, and His name shall be called Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace.”
~Isaiah 9:6

I’m reminded by my friend, podcaster Shawn Waugh, that Christmas is a time for rebirth and hope! His holiday card to his readers today said … Continue reading “Merry Christmas 2021”

Just Let Time Go Slow

free poem

Just Let Time Go Slow

You look into my soul
Right in to my eyes
Like a gun you hold
Nothing left to be told

Sometimes I don’t eat
Worry like a lost sheep
Feel so vulnerable
Then you do what you do

I’m in poverty
And you’re peeling away
And I wish you would do it
Do it all day

I’m surrendering now
You know I know how
The connection is easy
Just let time go slow

And the invisible beat
It’s at all of our feet
You look into my heart
While I’m watching the show

It’s a dance party
That goes on for years Continue reading “Just Let Time Go Slow”

Loaf of Bread

free poem

Loaf of Bread
(a poem)

Sliced bread ain’t that great
Certainly not the best thing I ever ate
Please allow me to elucidate
I know somethin’ better!

When she walks in the room I turn to butter
Better than just about anything ever
No loaf of bread could come near looking better
Especially when she’s in her white sweater

So she’s out in the sun and she’s perfectly toasted
And if I had some jelly and some coffee I roasted
We could clean up the cupboards and toss out the rotted
And we could run on the beach ’till we’re totally wasted Continue reading “Loaf of Bread”

More Fun w/Words; Leftist Synonym List

Which Direction Are You?

Leftist is a word that describes “a person with left-wing political views.” My dad reminded me the word “sinister” means “left.”

According to professor Barry Clark, left-wing supporters “claim that human development flourishes when individuals engage in cooperative, mutually respectful relations that can thrive only when excessive differences in status, power, and wealth are eliminated,” which description attempts to be an unbiased overview, and feels pretty good. At a glance, everyone should hug a tree; why not?

Tree-hugging is sinister? Where are you going with this, Mark?

The Evolution of Language

Remember, as I mentioned recently in another article about words, it’s not the words we’re re-inventing, it’s the meaning of the words. Very clever and lefterly … leftish … sinister, yea!

If you’re left-handed, as most of my friends are for some reason, don’t take it personally! For me, your left hand is on the right side, and this is more about your character than your handshake! The perfect thing about being sinister is, it’s most ideal if it’s not really obvious, so secret handshakes can be done with the right- or left-hands, as can be swing-dancing and cake-baking, so please carry on using all hands available.

We may need them.

The point of this article is reminiscent of one of my favorite movies, “Labyrinth,” in which a lost young girl in a maze is told confidently “Things are not always what they seem!”

But it’s much subtler than a wink.

And we begin to enter the maze that is the real “left,” upon referencing the so-called “Urban Dictionary,” a shameless project where words are reconsidered and redefined based simply on popular opinion (which is done privately by popular people). If you know the word, but no longer know its meaning, go urban dictionary. In there, a “leftist” is “A person belonging to the political left and usually identifying with the radical, anti capitalist, or revolutionary sectors of left politics. Includes anarchists, marxists, communists, socialists, and all other explicitly radical left ideologies.”

An example is given thus: “That guy’s a total leftist, his pantry is full of Molotov cocktails and nothing else.”

It used to be hippies chanting about peace while dancing and smoking pot, Continue reading “More Fun w/Words; Leftist Synonym List”

Just Another Filler Article: The Benefits of Books

just words

I’ve always enjoyed books. Magazines, too. I like to page turn.

So when someone asked about physical books versus ebooks recently in an online forum, I feathered through the pages of my mind to come up with a suitable answer. It’s a celebration of paper and ink!

Here’s Why Books Are Better

If you’re really young, books have surprising pop-up animals and firetrucks that jump out when you open each page! They require no batteries, so your parents won’t have any excuse reading Green Eggs and Ham to you every night, and if they skip a page, you’ll be able to catch them!

All the words are the same as in e-books, so little ones can get a head start, before they turn four and get their own iPhone! Which reminds me, if you spill juicy nutritional baby foods and liquids on regular paper books, they still work.

When you’re a preteen, you can stand on the books Continue reading “Just Another Filler Article: The Benefits of Books”

Police Nationwide Adopt New Policy to Call Lebron James During Knife Fights

Great news!

Say goodbye to police brutality!

Finally, someone has solved the problem.

Police unions nationwide have unanimously adopted a new policy that will require officers to stop what they’re doing and check with professional basketball star Lebron James before proceeding, in the case of a deadly knife fight. The policy also extends to fist fights and gun fights. No action will be taken until Lebron understands what color each participant is Continue reading “Police Nationwide Adopt New Policy to Call Lebron James During Knife Fights”

The Truth is Sizzling on Twitter

This won’t take long. My friend Sean has the President on his talk show in a half-hour (Hannity), and I want to check that out, and my drummer’s coming by for a late night session of music! But I wanted to sum up the day, the beginning of a promising week.

It was 65-degrees in Rhode Island, the first sunny day that begged me to go outside and stay there!

I bought tickets to see my favorite band.

I know, you’re shaking your head in disbelief! But I did!

Sugar, in a month!

And the truth is coming to a sizzle in our new world. It was inevitable, and it’s the way it should be. Ashli Babbitt rest in peace! Your death will never be answered, and America will always feel that pain. But through Continue reading “The Truth is Sizzling on Twitter”