What the world needs more of is niceness.
And I’ve been here spending all my energy pushing terrible, mean things.
I’m like a drug dealer, trying to get you addicted to something bad.
What we really need is freedom, puppies and lots of fresh air and sunshine.
So let’s get at it! What the hell was I thinking?
Except I’m tired. A li’l too tired to go outside right now. Been working all day.
Let me take a nice, sweet, perpetual nap, and I’ll get right back to you.
Tomorrow will be perfect, just like you want.