I’ve got a spot that’s sunny a lot
It’s out in the yard by the hutch
It’s perfect there never too cold or too hot
Now I feel like I’ve said too much
I wish I had someone to share my spot with
Maybe a golden retriever
Someone with whom I could go for a walk
… But it would be best … if he couldn’t talk
Maybe I just need a cat
I would be happy with that
I’m not in the mood to put up a fight
He could even be fat
We could go for a walk
And he couldn’t talk
And I’d be so happy
It would be like therapy
But what if I tell him too much
And what if he goes on a rant
It’s difficult finding someone to trust
I should probably just get a plant