That’s right! 25-billion-dollars will be given to one lucky reader!
Somebody’s gonna be rich – why not you? Don’t delay, just simply give me your First Name, your Email Address, and your Eyeballs. That’s all I need. In return, you will be entered into the “Marvelous Mark Makes Me Mucho RICH” (Amazon Event Code # MMMMMR) contest, during which one lucky winner will receive 25-billion-dollars from my personal checking account, which has that much money in it.
More than that, actually. It’s not a big deal.
Or, at least I have my pride. That’s worth a lot.
And you’ll get lots of cool information and music and stuff.
I learned years-ago (long before Facebook) there are newspapers (and this is NOT related to the above-mentioned contest) which publish front-page news stories about Obama meeting with Aliens, or Beyonce taking her dress off on a faraway planet; you know, things that are sort of far-fetched … and these papers and magazines get away with telling their fake news simply because the news is SO far-fetched no-one could possibly believe it.
I don’t know why I wanted to mention that. It’s not related.
Happy money counting!
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I love you! Whoever you are! And you can’t put a price on that!
(I KNOW you’re going to WIN!)
So, it seems you’re still scrolling … what is wrong with you!
I mean that in fun. You’re still awesome. Maybe your clickey-clickey is broken, and your scroller is just happy as can be. If so, watch this – I’ll put secret code below that makes the signup form appear ONLY FOR YOU – no-one else can see it. It’s invisible to everyone else. You should feel very special, because YOU ARE!
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